A post on Atrios got me thinking.................I believe Ann Coulter is a robot. See, everything she says is exactly the same. "Liberals are bad; it's all the liberals' fault." She's just stuck on an infinite loop. There's been an error in the program that runs her, and nobody's been able to fix it. It's the only plausible explanation. They must have noticed it though, because sooner or later, her head is bound to explode from all the backed up nonsense. They must be draining her somehow, which partly explains some of the repetativeness.

There's clearly only one solution.

Windows 98.