Iraq's 'Mrs. Anthrax' Taken Into U.S. Custody

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. forces have taken into custody a U.S.-educated microbiologist dubbed "Mrs. Anthrax" who was active in germ warfare development under President Saddam Hussein, defense officials said on Monday.

We got Mrs. Anthrax! See, her nickname has Anthrax in it. So, she counts as a WMD, right? No? Why not? I mean, her nickname is Mrs. Anthrax. She should count.